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I’ve never watched The Big Bang Theory but this is funny, stereotypical, but funny.
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From the file of the coolest news story ever comes this the Walt Disney World Haunted Mansion Counterstrike Map. I love, love, love the Haunted Mansion. As a kid I had a Haunted Mansion record and book combo. I would listen to it over and over and be scared out of my mind. But this is just way beyond cool. A frag-a-thon with your buds in the Haunted Mansion complete with doom buggies. Awesome. Speaking of doom buggies check out DoomBuggies.com a fantastic site dedicated to the Haunted Manstion.
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Recently, I lent a friend all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's hard to imagine that its been five years since Buffy left the airwaves. We've been lucky enough that there have been some pretty good television to take its place (I'm thinking Lost, Heroes, and BSG). While discussing the series there were some moments that I completely didn't remember. Since there was no new shows on due to the writers strike I thought it would be a good idea to relive all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Here are some thoughts: Season six and seven weren't as bad as I remember. Season three wasn't as good as I remember. The writing still better than anything currently on TV. So I thought why not rank your top ten Buffy episodes. Well, ten turned into fifteen, fifteen to twenty, and twenty to twenty-five. So without further ado my top twenty-five Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes:
Hush - Season 4 - How do you think this was pitched to the studio? "What if we did an episode where there was no dialog for 75% of it?" Pretty gutsy if you as me. As crazy as this sounds this "silent" episode is the epitome of the series. Silence made the acting shine. The gentlemen, the villains of the episode, are still the creepiest things that I have ever seen on TV. Even creepier than Pennywise from IT. The music is perfect in every scene. In short it's an experience that is difficult to describe and must experienced for oneself. - Once More With Feeling - Season 6 - I hadn't seen this episode since it originally aired almost seven years ago. This is, of course, the Buffy musical episode. Honestly, I have forgotten the brilliance of this episode. Although the performances aren't perfect they are given perfectly in character. The writing again is brilliant and considering that a good amount of the dialog is in song and verse that's impressive. This episode is also funny. I've never laughed harder while watching Buffy.
- The Body - Season 5 – No spoilers here. One of the toughest episodes I’ve ever had to watch of any show. Gut wrenching, jarring, real. A gem of an episode.
- Fear, Itself - Season 4 – I really love this episode. It’s fun, scary, disturbing and cool while developing the characters, telling the story and moving the season story arch along. That’s not easy to do.
- Restless - Season 4 – Joss really turned up the weird in this episode. After the climatic battle with Adam the Scoobies huddle up for some down time at the Summers’ home. Each falls into a slumber and has a somewhat abstract dream. The cool thing about this episode is that it has so many different layer. Multiple viewings is required. "I wear the cheese; the cheese does not wear me."
- Becoming Part 1 & Becoming Part 2 - Season 2 – The climatic ending to Buffy’s best season. So much is unveiled/shown in these episodes, how Buffy became a slayer, how Angel got to Sunnydale, how Angel got his soul back and a gut wrenching end for the star crossed lovers.
- Innocence - Season 2 – Angel becomes his old self and Buffy wields a rocket launcher. A ROCKET LAUNCHER!
- Passion - Season 2 –We finally get to see how evil Angel really is. And he’s really, really evil.
- Conversations With Dead People - Season 7 – Yea, I’m surprised to see this episode so high too. What makes this episode work for me is the fascinating conversation between Buffy and Holden.
- The Wish - Season 3 – What would Sunnydale be like if Buffy didn’t move there when she did? Well, it wouldn’t be pretty. Of course Vamp Willow steals the show. It’s also the first appearance of Anya.
- Doppelgangland - Season 3 – Vamp Willow comes back but Sunnydale is a better place much to her chagrin.
- Prophecy Girl - Season 1 – The season one finale shows how good this show can be.
- Graduation Day Part One & Graduation Day Part Two - Season 3 – The climatic showdown between Buffy, Faith and the Mayor. It’s not as emotional as the season two ending but the end of season three ends with a bang.
- Fool For Love - Season 5 – Seeing how Spike killed two slayers is interesting but how Spike treats Buffy at the end of the episode shows the dichotomy that torments him.
- Seeing Red, Villains, Two to Go, Grave - Season 6 - I'm grouping these four together for since these episodes, the final four of the season, saved the sixth season. I think I figured out why the sixth season is my least favorite. It's dark, too dark. There are no good times for the Scoobies (musical aside). Nothing makes the characters endearing. It's nothing but pain and bad decisions. These episodes are the payoff for one tough season. The rise and fall of Dark Willow is one heck of a ride.
- Halloween - Season 2 – The obligatory Halloween episode with a twist. It’s just fun to watch this episode. The role reversals is a nice twist to the season. But of course in the end Buffy saves the day.
- Superstar – Season 4 – Gets on the list just for changing the credits to make it look like Jonathan was the protagonist.
- Band Candy - Season 2 – Adult acting like teenagers, cats and dogs living together mass hysteria!
- Angel - Season 1 – Angel is reveled to be a vampire and the star-crossed portion of our story begins.
- Surprise - Season 2 - Buffy & Angel get physical but it ends badly.
- Checkpoint - Season 5 – The council returns and puts the Scoobies through the paces and Xander has field time. Who knew?
- Triangle - Season 5 – We get to find out what Anya was like before the whole demon thing.
- Lies My Parents Told Me - Season 7 – This episode solidifies season seven by tying Robin and Spike together and putting them in the Thunderdome.
- What's My Line Part One & What’s My Line Part Two - Season 2 – Two slayers? I thought there could be only one? Oh wait, that’s the other thing.
- The Zeppo - Season 3 – It’s the end of the world and Xander misses out. But luckily for us his night is more interesting.
If you haven't heard yet Joss Whedon, the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly and Serenity, is coming back to TV this fall with Dollhouse. Dollhouse will star Buffy Alum Eliza Dushku as a "girl who can have any personality except her own." It has been described as part Alias and part Quantum Leap. I'm really excited to see Joss back on TV again. Even though shows like Heroes and Lost have filled the post Whedon void I'm excited to see what Joss can do with this concept. Fox just better not mess it up again like they did with Firefly.
You can view the trailer of Dollhouse on dollverse.com and io9.com.
UPDATE - Community Server is throwing up on the YouTube HTML. I'll put the YouTube video in after I throw the bits against the wall some more.
I've got a problem. A few weeks ago while playing a little ball I noticed that my VC Shox II were coming apart. So, the following week I used my Shox BB4's and the same thing happened. The sole was coming apart from the shox plate. It appears that the adhesive that's used to glue the sole and the shox together failed. Since these are shoes from the same era I'm assuming that this is a flaw with the adhesive. Disappointing.
Of course that puts me on the prowl for new kicks. And since I've been playing on outdoor courts buying a new pair of Jordan XXIII is out of the question. I cannot in good conscious ruin a pair of J's playing outdoor ball. By the way, I'm in deep, admiration, no lust (can I say lust?), of this shoe. I mean just look at it. It's gorgeous. Anyway, since the 23 is out, as well as my Jordan V, XI, and beloved XIV I need to find a new pair of kicks to play in. I considered the new Lebron's but meh. So while on NikeID.com I found the Jumpman Team Elite and I likie. So my only decision is how to design it. Adamantly, I'm no designer but of course I need my new kick mirror my alma matter, the University of Miami. So here is me best attempts at shoe design. But this is where I need you, my closest internet friends, to help me decide. Below are three designs. Please leave a comment below on which design that you like or anyway you would change it. I NEED YOUR HELP! The design which wins is the shoe that I'll buy. Let the voting begin.
So I drive into the parking garage in the office and I drive by a car with it's lights on. Although we've never been formally introduced I've seen this car before;it's the new car that one of our project managers just bought. Nice car an Infiniti FX. So I pull into a spot walk into the office and ask the PM did you leave your lights on? She didn't think so and they were supposed to turn off after thirty seconds. Since we weren't formally introduced (the car and I) we walked down to the garage and checked it out. Her lights were definitely on but something else was weird, the car was still on! Turns out she has one of those proximity keys that do not need to be plugged into the ignition. But here's the kicker, her car was unlocked. So anyone could of got in her car and driven off. I think this won't make her highlight reel.
Jed Brewer has released his latest album God Quit. For those of you who don't know I first met Jed when I a student at the U. Jed's dad was the pastor at the Wesley Foundation on campus and we became friends since I spent A LOT of time there. Well, that and that he's a really great guy. Over the years I have collected his demos and albums and enjoyed not only his music but his point of view. His music is transparent, honest and real. The trashy braggadocio verses that litter popular music today is nonexistent in his thoughtful lyrics. So that being said you can download his new album, God Quit, from his site for free through June 18th. After that you can purchase it from iTunes.
And because I enjoyed it so much, here is his first video from the album "Women, God and Rock and Roll" (see it in HD).
Words can hardly describe my affection towards Michael Jordan. Jordan the basketball player, not the person. I often wonder how my kids (future tense) will view him. Will they study him and watch old games with their dad on NBA TV or will they view him the same way I view Ernie Banks, a great player but I don't know how good outside of the stats. A better question might be how will technology affect their view of the greatest balla eva? How will highlights on YouTube affect his legend. Of course, Jordan's legend continues to grows due to his marketing dominance. The twenty-third version of his shoe was released a few weeks ago and will probably sell-out at $180 a pop. His marketing longevity is sure to be studied in business schools for a long time but I guess my underlying question is how will technology affect how we lived history? With more and more information being digitized and stored what will historians say about the upcoming presidential election, the Iraq war, the Cubs winning the World Series in 2008? Intriguing questions for sure in time we will find out. Until then, watch some Jordan highlights.
I always thought there was something missing from Star Wars. Something that was cut. Watch and learn.
Spoiler alert! Actually, this is just for Berch. It ruins the end of Star Wars don't watch this! Yes, he hasn't seen Star Wars and yes we're gonna fix that.
Being a Chicago Cubs fan March and April are the most optimistic months of the year. For obvious reasons, the rest of the year pales in comparison. Last year was a bit different though, the Cubs actually put it together in September and gave us something to cheer about in the fall. Unfortunately for us, we couldn't even get a win in the playoffs. Our pitching couldn't hold up and we couldn't buy a hit during the Diamondback series. But here we are a day before the season starts with the same optimism that we saw in 1985, 1990, 1999 and 2004. Of course, these are the seasons that followed Cub playoff appearances and each of these seasons they finished under .500. (2004 was the only post playoff season since '46 that had an above .500 season. They had a quite respectable 89-73 but still finished sixteen games back.) But it looks like the optimism isn't just in Wrigleyville. Sports Illustrated has the Cubs going to the World Series. Seventeen out of nineteen ESPN experts have the Cubs at least winning the Central. Even a Miami Herald reporter has them winning the World Series. It's been hard for me not to get excited about this season so I'm entering Opening Day more cautious than optimistic. Let's call it cautiously optimistic. Let's face it this team, us fans, and all of Chicago needs a World Series Championship. It's been 99 years and counting lets end it this year. Go Cubs.
Bonus Link: Jim Caple: Is This Finally the Cubs' year?
I know this is a bit sacrilegious but I couldn't help posting this. There have been lolcats in pictures and lolcats in code. Now, they have their own translation of the bible. Of course I use the word translation loosely. It seems that a group of people have collaborated over the internet to translate the Bible into lolcat. Since the project inception sometime last year they are now 60% completed. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about here is one of my favorite verses 1 Corinthians 13 in lolcat.
1 iff i talkd wif teh tungz of manz n angylz, n duzzn haz luff, i are becom liek teh human, knockin down all teh potz n panz frm teh shelf, srsly.2 iff i haz powarz of liek tellin the futurez an if i has access to teh internets, an i gotz all teh missteriez an all teh knowingz an all teh faithz, enuff 2 taek all teh mowntanz awayz, an i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.3 an evn iff i givez all mai stuffz awai, n iff i delivur mai bodiz to b burnded up, and i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.
4 Luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up5 or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it rite, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentflufflele.6 Luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz.7 Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz... i sed that areddy?
8 Luv no haz endingz. Tellin the futurez, tungz, an alla stuffz u know wil die.9 We haz knowingz a bit, an we haz profacy a bit. We no haz two much tho.10 O, wait. Win teh perfict coemz, teh not perfict will dyez, lolol.11 Wen i wuz a kitten, i meweded leik a kitten, thinkded liek a kittenz, an I chazed strings liek a kittenz. Wen i wuz becomez a cat, i NO WANT kitten waiz ne moar.12 For nao we see in teh foggy mirorr like when teh human gets out of teh shower, but tehn we see faec tow faec. Nao i haz knowingz just a bit, tehn i will haz all teh knowingz, as i haz been knownz.
13 Nao faithz an hoepz an luvz r hear, theses threes, but teh bestest iz teh luv. srsly.
Ya, I wish I was kidding. I think I'm going to stick to the NIV...you probably should too.
Jack and the boys did it. In a previous post I mentioned how I would love for the Canes to win just one in the NCAA tournament. Well, they did just that. He lit up the second half with thirty-two and thirty-eight overall for a career high. This was a huge game for a young basketball team. This morning as I read the paper about the game when I noticed something...his shoes. McClutch was wearing the best Jordans ever made, the Air Jordan V. I have so many fond memories of playing ball as a sophomore in those shoes. Long after they disintegrated I still wore the laces in my bowling shoes. A few years back I bought a pair (Nike re-released the Jordan V's) that I've only worn once; during the playoffs of a church league. We lost. Jack didn't. Keep it up Jack against Texas on Easter. Prove to 'em that it isn't the shoes.
When I was a kid I love G.I. Joe. I had the figures, read the comic and watched the cartoon. So when this shows up in my Google Reader via /Film I just had to post it.
How awesome does Ray Park aka Darth Maul look as Snake Eyes? My mind has just been blown.
I'm still in shock. After a horrid start to the ACC season the University of Miami basketball team is back in the NCAA tourney. My only expectation is that they win one. Just beat St. Mary's and chalk up the learning experience. If you win more great! I'll love every second. Personally, I sometimes have a tough time watching UM B-Ball. During my time at UM I had a great affinity towards the team. We went to a bunch of games and occasionally played some pick-up with some of the guys (and gals) on the team. When Coach Clark left I was disappointed but when Michael Jordan knocks on your door you answer it. Then came Perry Clark and destroyed everything that Coach Clark built. Here's my Perry Clark story. I saw Perry Clark in a Barnes and Noble one day in the Gables. I soooo wanted to tell him that I appreciated the way he destroyed a team that I loved. But of course I didn't have enough guts to do it so I just left. When the Perry Clark experiment was over Frank Haith came in picked up the pieces and began to build. He's built a tough little team and hopefully they can make some noise this weekend. Good luck guys make the U proud.
For an in depth look at the Canes during this tourney see the All Canes blog.
As I get Jorriss.com back to a working state by adding the del.icio.us links, book links, Google ads, etc. I looked into getting a better post editor than the one built into Community Server. After not much searching I found this article entitled "How can I publish to my blog offline?" It discusses the MetaWeblog API that Community Server uses and links to a tool called Windows Live Writer. Windows Live Writer is a Microsoft application that is specifically designed to allow bloggers to construct, modify and publish blog posts. One of the things that I like about it is you can view the blog post in the style that it will look on the web. It also uploads the pics that you use in the post seamlessly to the blog site. It also supports plug-ins that developers can create to automate common blogging tasks such as inserting a video, a map or a Flickr image. I've been very impressed with the tool and I'm looking forward to using it more.
The other tool that I found was Copy Source As HTML. I'll be using this on Jorriss.net when I have to copy source code from Visual Studio into a post. I used a tool similar to this before and it really helps with putting the source code in a readable format.
Take a look. This pic is probably a fake. Created by someone and placed on the internet to show an "ironic" view of the Church. This is what the world thinks of Christians. Unreasonable. Unintelligent. Blinded. Unwilling to use their minds and view "reality". But is reason truly at odds with faith or can we have a "reasonable" faith? I sometimes wonder how some people like C.S. Lewis and Josh McDowell, both skeptics of Christianity, became Christians unless they were presented with a reasonable argument for Christianity. I believe that I do have a "reasonable" faith. Christianity should be easy to disprove. Prove that Christ didn't fulfill any one of the 333 Messianic prophesies. Prove that he didn't die on the cross. Prove that he didn't rise from the dead. Sounds simple. But in over 2,000 years no one has been able to do so. So how do we change this image of being "unreasonable"? I think it's by showing respect and love, one person at a time.
I'm back. It's been a long time since my last post. Since then Alexa is 1.5 times older, I've been promoted at work, I've gotten more involved at church and I'm busier than ever. I did have a good logical reason why I stopped blogging but I'm going to save that for later. I've also been able to move the blog from .Text to Community Server thanks to Kevin Harder and his migration tool. I was able to move web hosts as well. I'm still going to keep the personal stuff on Jorriss.com and the technical stuff at Jorriss.net. The design of the blogs will also be changing over the next few months. Frankly, I have no idea what it's going to look like. Maybe J can help. Anyways brace yourself kids...I'm back.
I wake up this dark Labor Day morning turn on Sports Center and what did I find? Our favorite college football analyst being right again! Not only did he say that the Hurricanes were going to beat FSU but...well read it for yourself below!
What we'll we know once this thing is over? Cause there is a chance that these two team meet in the ACC championship game. But after game one what we'll we know?
"What we'll know is that Miami is not only the best team in the state of Florida, Miami is the best team in the country by the time we get to the end of the year. I know I'm going out on a limb here. I'm on an island. I'm on an island here with the Canes. But I really believe that their defense we'll eventually be as good as there is in college football. Randy Shannon the defensive coordinator does a great job. And I think on offense, with Rich Olsen now running the show as an offensive coordinator, bringing that pro speed into the Canes offense, an experienced quarterback with Kyle Wright. Keep in mind Javarris James, Edgerrin James cousin, is going to get a good look at Florida State. I really believe that in about three or four weeks everybody is going to be piling on Miami. I like to start that engine a little bit early in the year. I think you're gonna learn that Miami is for real after this game."
Thanks, Kirk. Welcome back on the bandwagon. Even with a cold I'm so pumped for this game! I'll be there, as usual, in section W. The bowl will be rockin tonight.
Just look at Corso, he looks like and idiot.